Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You dont lie about slip and slides
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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