If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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