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They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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