would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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