i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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