Non-Jews are for practice
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
