She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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