I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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