I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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