One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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