id be glad to
i think i have herpe
just one?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
vagina is talking i cant
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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