Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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