So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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