i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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