ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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