i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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