i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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