either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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