i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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