ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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