had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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