is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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