He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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