did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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