so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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