At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I could make wine with my vomit
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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