I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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