Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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