Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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