Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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