he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
