omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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