Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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