We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
the raccoons are back...
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