do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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