What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
