I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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