Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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