Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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