how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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