i just had sex bonerless
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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