Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
