Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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