I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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