you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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