She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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