Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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