i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I've blown a few things in my day
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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