what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Randomize
