I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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