I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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