Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
God, I missed his penis.
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